When we checked her email, she would ask confounding questions, Sphinx-like riddles that melted my brain. What was the internet? Was Google a part of the internet? What was the difference between Facebook and Google? Was Facebook controlled by the mouse? Does everyone on Facebook use the same mouse? What was the difference between sending an email and being online? Was she online now? As someone who used these technologies every day, I didn’t know how to answer these questions.
— The Family Law, Benjamin Law. Go buy it, it’s delightful.