Tuesday: Breakfast: woke up and made myself a coffee and 1.5 weetbix. Felt pretty good about myself, like I was turning over a new leaf. Lunch: Vietnamese noodle salad. Look at me go. Evening: 2 x Beers. Dinner: Japanese with mum, but most of it was deep fried – felt pretty nauseas after. Also a cocktail drink named something like autumn sunset. Desert: a cup of frozen yoghurt at like midnight in bed.
Wednesday: Breakfast: Didn’t eat before I left home but it’s my birthday so I had a coffee and a croissant from corner café. I am worried next time I go in they will predict this order as not actually a ‘birthday treat’ so much as I do it 2 or 3 times a week. Lunch: Can’t remember, in all likelihood Vietnamese noodle soup. Dinner: 3 beers then Curry with Dad then so. Much. More. Beer. After Dinner: Beer and Beer and Scotch and Hungry Jacks at like 3 in the morning.
Thursday: Breakfast: Maybe last nights hungary jacks counts as today’s breakfast? I don’t know I didn’t eat until 1pm when I went to the pub for fish and chips and a soda water. Dinner: Fried rice. Desert: Cup of frozen yoghurt at like midnight again.
Friday: Didn’t eat breakfast. Lunch: Vietnamese noodle soup again, need to find new option. Dinner: some wedges and hot chips at the pub and a lot of beer. More beer and scotch. 2nd Dinner: Cheeseburger and small fries which I started eating while I rode home. Bottle of soda water before bed.
Saturday: Breakfast: Avocado and chilli on toast. No Lunch. Dinner: Half some battered fish and some chips with some GnT’s. Lots more Gin.
Sunday: No Breakfast. Lunch: a quarter of a vegetable wrap. Dinner: fried rice.
Monday: Breakfast/Lunch:a whole baguette and container of spinach and vegetable dip, a cup of frozen yoghurt and some flavoured mineral water. Dinner: poached egg salad. Maybe I am turning over a new leaf again….